Wanna sound like a cool kid?

Here's a very "good" and "accurate" guide to generation alpha slang, curated by Nate, age 8.

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6 7
A measurement on a scale. Either six or seven, easy.
Bruh
Something you call your parents to annoy them.
Skibidi
Another word for toilet.
Rizz
You know, like the crackers.
Rizzler
Someone who eats a lot of rizz crackers.
Ohio
It's a state, don't overthink it. 🤯
Cap
Something that's definitely true and real.
No Cap
The opposite of cap.
Put the Money in the Bag
Literally, give me the money. Put it in the bag.
Sike
To give someone something.

Now you know, and you can be a cool gen alpha too!